I received a lovely note of appreciation about a recent call.  His comments about the call and his preparations during the day leading up to it were both so thoughtful and entertaining that I decided to share an excerpt with you:
Here for your entertainment are a couple snap shots from the day.
I was up before dawn, perhaps around the time that you [...]

My doormat continues to amuse me with the depth of his mathood. He emailed asking if I would let him call me just before I sign out, and have him pay to listen to dead air while I slept. Ordinarily, doormat has the privilege of calling while I’m still up and gets to hear me [...]