A man in Iowa was arrested this yesterday when a government agent found him with his pants down, lying next to an “anatomically correct” inflatable doll in an office building restroom. 
The first thing I thought when I read this story was that they didn’t mention what sex the doll was. 
Seriously guys, have fun but play safe out there.

My bitch Eric told me earlier this week that he was feeling the need for a particularly intense session.  Eric’s desires for humiliation and abuse always inspire my most sadistic urges. I gave him a list of items to buy and arranged for him to call me tonight.
I tormented him on the phone for over [...]